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When two black men eat skittles out of a girls asshole while making dolphin noises
Did you hear they did a dirty Maura to her
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
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When a women mounts her vibrator but accidentally sticks it up her ass, loses it in her bowls and has to wait till her next shit to get it out
Her: β€œDamn, I got a dirty Maura and that shits still vibrating... Got some good AA batteries”

Her: β€œ I just projectile shit that dirty Maura out of me, Anyone got a plunger?”
by Cakesadoo April 15, 2020
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When a women mounts her vibrator but accidentally sticks it up her ass, loses it in her bowels and has to wait till her next shit to get it out.
Her: β€œDamn, I got a dirty Maura and that shits still vibrating up there... das some good AA batteries”

Her: β€œI just projectiles shit that dirty Maura out of me, anyone have a plunger?”
by Cakesadoo April 15, 2020
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