A Dirty Lilly is a kinky bitch. She's into BDSM, and really likes vibrators. She's also probably a fucking bottom and loves being topped.

She's always horny and fantasizes about fucking literally every person she meets.

Oh, I forgot. Her porn history is messed the fuck up.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

a dirty lilly is a girl who likes to go out to bonfires every night, get drunk, and do many things she won’t remember. She has a LOT of confidence in who she has become, but doesn’t like to admit the fact that she has a nicotine addiction.