When you lose to a game of Go Fish and have to lick the winners asshole and flick their forehead.

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

When you lose a game of Go Fish and you have to lick the winners asshole and flick her forehead.