1. A condition that occurs when a fist, covered with a boxing glove, is inserted into another persons anus without the benefit of prior lubrication.

2. A form of sexual forplay where a exceptionally large hand or fist is inserted into the rectum while being covered with an even larger object (i.e. gloves, brass knuckles, wool mittens).

Adj. Something that is expected to have a long lifespan by virtue of having existed for a long time, based on the lindy effect, named for the New York restaurant Lindy's, coined by Albert Goldman and popularized by Nassim Taleb.

The act of eating a slice of pizza and then going over to a 60 year old mans house and making him bone you in the ass in front of his kids.

The act of making a cumstache on a woman's face

An act by a homeless man with terrible hygiene and smelly feet who takes advantage of multiple vulnerable women at the same time where he bites their nipples with his gums because he has no teeth. An act where he touches himself to random peoples fully clothed profile pics to get himself horny before he goes to fuck your mom and/or wife.