Dirty Dan is the little bitch who keeps calling you Pinhead even when you specified that you were the real Dirty Dan. He's also the one who hit you on the head with a fucking shovel.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

The meanest bad-ass outlaw who ever walked the Seven Seas. SpongeBob SquarePants is Dirty Dan. He whacks people with shovels.

Me, I’m dirty dan

the dirtiest,hairiest,grimiest hunk of man that puts the sex in sexual harrassment

The act of a male ejaculating into someone ear.