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This sexy beast walks upon mortals stealing only hearts as he is such an attractive mother trucker be careful guys he will steal ya gal
My gf was kidnapped by a dirty will
by Dirty Florence 112233 May 26, 2020
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Jul 15 Word of the Day
The safeguarding of Earth and other worlds from biological cross-contamination (i.e. billionaires with too much time on their hands).

Also known as “planetary protection.” Planetary protection / quarantine “reflects both the unknown nature of the space environment and the desire of the scientific community to preserve the pristine nature of celestial bodies until they can be studied in detail.”

There are two types of interplanetary contamination. Forward contamination is the transfer of viable organisms from Earth to another celestial body. Back contamination is the transfer of extraterrestrial organisms, if such exist, back to the Earth's biosphere.
Billionaires are having a dick swinging space race while the earth experiences record breaking heatwaves that cause sea creatures to literally cook inside their shells. We need planetary quarantine.
by monkeylabor July 14, 2021
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while taking a shit you spread your legs and watch your shit fall into the water and it splashs back up into your rectum.
pooping on tara, running away and having Will eat it
by BRO October 13, 2004
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When you shove a tooth brush up a girls pussy while she is on her period and use her period blood to brush your teeth
Bill has been pulling a dirty will for the past week his teeth are starting to stain red
by Fortnite border control January 07, 2021
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