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He’s a retard and thinks he’s a sex beast but in reality can do nothing but only wiggle his microscopic wang. He is also far from being heterosexual.
Oh look!! Ew it’s dirty umer with his micropenis!
by Great freaky sex lord April 16, 2020
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