A dirty Ryan is when you get any vegetable (as long as you've grown it yourself) and insert it violently into your girlfriends ass whilst simultaneously eating cake from your snacks cupboard.

A sexy aussie with a body blessed by eminem the snail lord he never gets tired and he want sex in so many ways if you are with him you shall be blessed as his seaman are the offspring of amazingness he creates the kind of orgasm that would make your legs shake

When you think you are supper funny but you arent and the only people that laugh at your jokes are your uber passengers

a bad-ass with a fucked up mind ... and sex toys. better love him.

When you get on top of your bitch and shit out a tiny bit to your turd is about halfway out your bumbcrack and you draw on her stomach using your turd as a crayon. A close cousin to the cleveland steamer.

When you have sex with a pregnant girl

When you fuck so long you cum but with little to no orgasm