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The act of porking a girl while she’s on her period, causing stinky, bloody, vaginal liquids to pour all over your thighs, her body, and her best friend’s bed sheets.
Your daughter is such a whore, I heard she got a dirty gage at that party.
by Dopespot03 March 23, 2020
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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When you send a video of you nutting to a bra pic and send it to your ex and she says,"oh yes daddy" then blocks you. 2 days later after this you invite friends to sleep over and let them pin you down and search through your gandmas ipad and get evidence to expose the thot to others that get fooled by the ways. Then you get a nerf sword shoved up your ass along with another one of your friends
last night we did the dirty gage with my boi stephen and harold and it was a blast!!!!
by Gotm_oof October 13, 2017
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