May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
2
n. A particularly promiscuous woman. Dirty birds act
in complete disregard for the consequences, hence
their unclean nature. See raggedy bitch.
in complete disregard for the consequences, hence
their unclean nature. See raggedy bitch.
Example 1
Calvin (singing): Got them dirty birrrrrds, got them
dirty birrrrrds...
Monica: What are you babbling about?
Calvin: Them dirty birds, they be giving you diseases
and shit.
Monica: Eloquently stated.
Example 2
David: I hear that Allison has become something of
a dirty bird ever since prom night.
Alejandra: Fuck me gently with a chainsaw!
Calvin (singing): Got them dirty birrrrrds, got them
dirty birrrrrds...
Monica: What are you babbling about?
Calvin: Them dirty birds, they be giving you diseases
and shit.
Monica: Eloquently stated.
Example 2
David: I hear that Allison has become something of
a dirty bird ever since prom night.
Alejandra: Fuck me gently with a chainsaw!
by CM187 May 20, 2010
5
'A girl who usually appears innocent, often having a private school background, but who is ultimately ten times dirtier than any other girl out there. She revels in being a sort of 'secret slut' and only very few know about her slutty behaviour. She enjoys most sexually activities, especially those that others find out of bounds and has most likely engaged in sex with multiple men. In short, she is filthy.'
'That girl Zoe is a right dirty bird, last night she came round to my house and sucked off me and my best mate before letting us both take her from behind'
by Filthy Boy December 06, 2007