The dirty tanker is the act of taking a fat shit (preferably in log form) into a girls vagina then proceeding to fuck her

When u stick ur big toe up a elephants ass then proceed to butt fuck your dog

When you ejaculate on a woman’s long hair, making it appear like an abstract medieval tapestry.

When you sexy girlfriend gets super turned on and wants you to rub her pussy from outside her pants while your kissing her neck and pulling her hair..then put her in your favourite position pushing every inch as deep as you can until you cum

when a girl has to go to the hospital for a cum overdose

Gets all the bitches

He gets lot of hot bitches on his bed.