A crack pipe made out of a miniature 5cl alcohol bottle, by banging a hole in the bottom with a screwdriver, and stuffing a {metal gauze} in the top.
I want my lungs wrapped round that dirty turkey arse motherfucker 24-7.

Lets slip off and do a sneaky dirty turkey in the pub toilet while no one's watching. Got a lighter?
by Spiritualist January 15, 2020
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When you pull down your pants and moon somebody, while you
reach around and pull your dick through your legs and start shakeing it.
Hey man, lets go dirty turkey those people when we drive by.
by street driver March 08, 2006
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When you stick your cock up a girls arse, then slap her in the face with it leaving poo on her face. Pretty much a mix between a Dirty Sanchez and a Turkey Slap.
Im so gonna give Suzie a Dirty Turkey on the weekend
by Bacon lips October 19, 2011
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When you stuff your cock and balls into a chicks asshole and blow you load inside, making some nice tasty gravy.
Last night i gave some bitch a dirty turkey. She loved the gravy.

Dude the other day I gave this chick a dirty turkey and it was hella fun. The only bad part was when I pulled out she shit on my dick.
by MGD123 June 09, 2009
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Is when you bend over with your pants down and u reach around and pull your dick through your legs and start shakeing it.
1, You do this when your driving by a car or ppl.
Hey man let drive by these ppl and give them a dirty turkey
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by drive by March 11, 2006
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when ur gettin head and u gobble and wave ur hands around
when i was over jareds i heard a wild turkey sound coming from the bedroom
by Patrick February 09, 2005
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When a women smears poo on her breasts and slaps them repeatedly across your face while making a gobbling turkey noise.
hey babe fancy giving me a dirty turkey im well in the mood for one after you burn the christmas dinner.
by crownofthorns16 September 12, 2018
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