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The act of hiding in your cupboard within your kitchen and masturbating with as many biscuits you possibly can, and then ordering a large pepperoni pizza from dominoes and giving him tips with some biscuits.
Just did a dirty tom for the delivery driver, ha !
by Pool Hollywood June 10, 2020
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Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.
I felt deep sonder thinking about the all the people who looked up this word along with me.
by rednos January 10, 2013
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The act of eating her out and fingering her ass whilst she rubs her face with your balls and calls you daddy
"Me and the gf tried the dirty tom last night. She shat on my finger!"
by Squampy69 September 07, 2020
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This is when you have a girl for example Erin and you whip her from behind and then stick it in her.

For example you might say I did a Dirty Tom on her last night and she loved it
Fuck me so hard she said doing Dirty Tom
by Really fucking Dirty Tom April 15, 2020
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a person who is primarily a white trash peckerwood. often looks like a dirty mexican when unshaved. can be found playing video games, riding around in freinds cars and being gay. often refers to himself as a "high point hustla".
"hey look at nettleton kid, he is such a dirty tom "
by maxthegreat February 02, 2009
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band formed by Eric Spinks,jj Laseak, and Dylan Tracey pretty much best band for there age
wow that band was amazing who are they...DIRTY TOM
by David Makalaster December 02, 2004
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A gay person who loves dick and likes it in his mouth and ass
Tom was walking down the street and saw two guys he did the dirty tom
by Ghbb April 19, 2020
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