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A man with a mullet who lets his dick swing as free as his country. Everytime he makes a woman orgasm you hear the sound of bald eagles and the crack of a cold beer.
"You see that Iroc-Z with wrapped in merican flags? I bet thats a Dirty Thurnis."
by Billy Ray Thurnis April 04, 2020
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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