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When a male inserts his fingers or penis into the anus of a female and thereafter inserts the same appendage into her vagina. The anal secretions from the woman (brown) are covered by her vaginal discharge (clear/white).
"Last night, he fingered my ass and then my pussy. I can't believe I got a dirty swancoat."
by Ceramic Sabertooth78 April 13, 2009
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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