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When your martial arts instructor sticks his hand inside your pants, moves your cup aside, and grabs your balls, then tells you it's a legit self defense technique.
Mark got one of the instructors in a vicious hold, the instructor then gave Mark a Dirty Sensei and told him you can't do that in MMA.
by Discofoot May 21, 2019
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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