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A practical sex joke similar to a Dirty Sanchez and such. To prepare for a Dirty Pinto one must eat a shit-load of pinto beans before getting a blowjob. Then right before ejaculating, turn around and shit in the females face, effectively covering her in a "shit-load" of Pinto Beans.

This maneuver requires the utmost speed and skill and one must be able to turn as fast as a ninja.
Todd gave this slutty whore a "Dirty Pinto", it took her an hour to wash her face and she still smelled like shit.
by The Bro-father June 16, 2010
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Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.
Soundcloud Rapper: Check out this link, realist in the game!
Social media feminist: Women have a voice!!!! #Brave
Normal Human: SHUT UP CLOUT DEMONS!!!
by DebSlave June 03, 2018
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