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When a male ejaculates into his hand. He then proceeds to rub the semen onto the testicle hair and then runs the testicle hair over the woman's face. Hence, giving her the dirty paintbrush
I can't go out tonight... My wife wants to try the dirty paintbrush and I can't turn it down!
by Mexidong June 24, 2018
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Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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When a man has anal sex with a woman, then uses the remaining excrement on his dick to paint on the woman's back.
Clarke: I brought Suz over last week and we got a little frisky.

JP: What'd you guys do?
Clarke: Well, I fucked her in the ass, then used the leftover shit on my dick to paint on her back. We called it the dirty paintbrush.
JP: That's fucking disgusting
by wendypowell October 21, 2018
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