There is no such thing as a dirty Nicol. Nicol is pure and clean and beautiful.

not showering for a week and then having someone eat you out.

Blow drying you tucked dick with your ass farts every 30 seconds.

Like dirty sanchez, but with menstrual blood instead of poo: after having sex during a girl's period, the man rubs his penis on her upper lip, leaving a red moustache.