When you're about to go out with the goal of having intercourse with a girl, but realize you have no game or no money and the middle eastern you ate earlier is acting up. You head somewhere to masturbate but end up shitting yourself, so you decide to use your own diarrhea as lube.

v. collectively or individually finding someone/something to blame for a problem, as opposed to brainstorming which connotes finding solutions to a problem

n. the act of finding someone/something to blame for a problem

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