A Dirty Michael or a Dirty Mike is when you go to the bathroom to take a medium size turd and while the log is exiting your cornhole the bastard decides to break in half. After this you have to wipe your ass 30 times to get rid off all the fecal matter.
by Chris Ditch May 03, 2010
by Your Gay stepdad glen April 14, 2020
When you’re getting drunk head in the back of a Tacoma and she opens the door to yack but it’s too late and she spews chunks all over your penis
Damn that one girl I met last night gave me a dirty Michael and I had to shower three times to get the smell off
by Tractorchute10 May 16, 2021
damn did you hear that he pulled a dirty michael on the new girl at the party
yeah bro, i wish i could be as cool as him!!!
yeah bro, i wish i could be as cool as him!!!
by emogorl420 May 24, 2020
by theepicpeenlord69 March 23, 2021