A Dirty Michael or a Dirty Mike is when you go to the bathroom to take a medium size turd and while the log is exiting your cornhole the bastard decides to break in half. After this you have to wipe your ass 30 times to get rid off all the fecal matter.
'Dude what took you so long in the bathroom?'

'ahh shit i had to deal with a Dirty Michael'
by Chris Ditch May 03, 2010
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A boy who is the biggest whore in town. Getting all the ass, all the time.
That Dirty Michael keeps sleeping with the pool boy.
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When you’re getting drunk head in the back of a Tacoma and she opens the door to yack but it’s too late and she spews chunks all over your penis
Damn that one girl I met last night gave me a dirty Michael and I had to shower three times to get the smell off
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the act of getting turned on by nonconsensual sex
damn did you hear that he pulled a dirty michael on the new girl at the party

yeah bro, i wish i could be as cool as him!!!
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The act of cumming is someone whilst youre dick is imbetween youre legs like a tail.
hey you see Melissa over there? She made me do a dirty michael jackson.
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