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A Dirty Martina is a slutty ex who is obsessed with her ex and his new girlfriend. She’s addicted to alcohol and drugs because she’s so unhappy with herself. She is pathetic and disgusting. She also gets with taken men (aka knowingly cheating).
Don’t let Dirty Martina get ahold of your man, she’ll talk and obsess over him forever, never leaving him or his new lovers alone ever again!
by Bunniey April 30, 2020
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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