must be a male from either ireland or of irish american decent who after having anal sex with a female in her dwelling(must be at her place) pulls out and wipes his dick/penis on her window curtains(preferably white curtains) and quickly puts on his clothes and runs out the door laughing his ass off.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.