the act of fucking a woman on her period and then inserting a banana into her asshole. After this she will pleasurably hand you the banana and then you must peal it and let her put her droppings in it from her ass. Then begin to digest the banana. By now you will be puking it up so puke back on the woman before you fuck her again and make sure to cover her tits in syrup and take a picture with her afterwords to see the awesome outcome of preforming a Dirty Kritagya

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.