Utter euphoria as you milk a cow with your bare feet. Then, while still glistening in sweat and grimy from the dirt you were laying on as you milked the cow, you bathe in that milk. You love how it flows over your body. Then you save that water and use it as a foot soak until next week. This routine is more pleasurable than sex.

Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed