Utter euphoria as you milk a cow with your bare feet. Then, while still glistening in sweat and grimy from the dirt you were laying on as you milked the cow, you bathe in that milk. You love how it flows over your body. Then you save that water and use it as a foot soak until next week. This routine is more pleasurable than sex.

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods