The act of shoving a stuffed squirrel in your dogs ass therefore making him erect and forcing him to bone your sister while you watch and jerk in the corner

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

The Act of drinking your friend's pee after he mixes it into a coca cola with his penis

The act of incest when jack h shags his sister up the ass whilst his girlfriend is sat in the corner shoving pineapples up her pussy

The act of getting it on with a girl in a garden, then having her shove a gnome up your ass.

When during sex the man is as stupid as simple jack and just keeps screaming you m-m-m-m-m-m make me happy and the girl just says you have a fine brain jack!

When your dog named Jack looses all his teeth because he has rotten mouth.