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when you catch your mom sitting on your dad's face while she’s on her period and you decide to join in and give your dad a blowjob.
I heard a sound in my parents room last night, and when i walked in i caught my sister doing a dirty ingrid.
by jakereggae July 03, 2020
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Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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a moldy toenail you find under your bed 3 years
later.
I was moving out of my house when I found a dirty ingrid in my room.
by fat_donut June 12, 2020
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