when a man with a big cock fucks you on the first day he met you with out either of you finding out each other’s names until the next morning

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

A dirty Gavin is where you get another man to shove his penis in your butt while jerking off in the shower.

When you kidnap Madeline McCann and out her in your basement.

When a guy sticks his hard cock in a wet burrito then sticks that up his ass.