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A dirty Dylan is when a woman fills her mouth with a man's entire genitalia balls and alls, then proceeds to stick her tongue out and lick his anus.
by picklesofbree June 10, 2019
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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The act of floating in a public fountain on an inflatible animal and throwing a shit at a passer by.
by Clever froggers August 22, 2019
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When a guy steals a girls vibrator and then uses it on some other girl and denies it when he gets caught red handed
Man she caught me last night doing a dirty dylan the other day but I denied it, and fucked my boyfriend with it I just had to Google where I got it
by Dr. Dildon April 25, 2020
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The act of watching Hentai Porn and ejaculating all over your keyboard eventually leading to need to buy a new keyboard.
by MR DIRTTY DYLAN March 18, 2013
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A Dirty Dylan is when play-fighting with your girlfriend, you finish it by pinning her down and farting on her head, staying sat on her face for a while so she has to smell.
by BeckyPhillips02 June 08, 2020