When a man pulls a dirty dane, he admits that he is secretly a whore for fictional characters. Specifically, Dio Brando. This man is more likely than not, gay, or homosexual.

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When a man is offered sex with 50 women but takes only one. He proceeds to take the ugliest with the driest vagina. He then uses his own poop as a lubricant for the dry vaginal area.