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Dirty Dahl
A sexual act with East Indian Flare
Donning a traditional Indian saree, the woman lays down with legs spread open, atop a bed of silken pillows. Her partner then places “offerings” to her yoni. These offerings can include food such as fine chocolates, wine, or jewelry. He may also perform cunnilingus, whatever he deems necessary for the woman to accept his offerings.
Once the woman is satisfied with the offerings she has received, she then allows her partner to scoop Indian Dahl (easy on the spices!) into her yoni thus making it her “Dahl House”. The couple then has intercourse with the Dahl inside the woman’s yoni until the male ejaculates. The woman then forces out the mixture, garnishes with fresh cilantro and serves to the male.
A sexual act with East Indian Flare
Donning a traditional Indian saree, the woman lays down with legs spread open, atop a bed of silken pillows. Her partner then places “offerings” to her yoni. These offerings can include food such as fine chocolates, wine, or jewelry. He may also perform cunnilingus, whatever he deems necessary for the woman to accept his offerings.
Once the woman is satisfied with the offerings she has received, she then allows her partner to scoop Indian Dahl (easy on the spices!) into her yoni thus making it her “Dahl House”. The couple then has intercourse with the Dahl inside the woman’s yoni until the male ejaculates. The woman then forces out the mixture, garnishes with fresh cilantro and serves to the male.
by MtKabouters August 08, 2018
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021