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The act of finding a Chinese hooker, impressing her with lies of you being a cage fighter in Beijing, then taking her up the ass with sweet and sour sauce and make her talk in Cantonese or Mandarin.
Dude, that hooker though I was a cagefighter back in '94. She was so impressed, she let me do the Dirty Chinaman...for free...
by Hit Rock Bottom February 08, 2011
Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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A man who wraps a g-string around his balls and while cooking rice then takes necessary action to cover his body in soy sause particular kikoman and makes his daughters lick it off.
i tried to do a dirty chinaman with my daughters but since i am white i failed terribly and they promptly called the popo on me.
by HondaSuziki JackieChan January 10, 2009