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when you record yourself tasing your genitals and send it to everyone you know including family
“What did you do lastnight Brad?”

“Oh I had some pizza and did a real nice Dirty Cedric before going to sleep. Didn’t you get my video?”
by birdshitt_ April 17, 2020
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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when you are drunk so you decide to eat a girls pussy and almost throw up from the body fluids on your face while in the act. then remember you're tapped out so you can't counter that shit
'hey, did you see cedric tonight?'
'yes, but he was pulling a dirty cedric.'
by bingo404 April 16, 2020
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