The act of one taking a shit in a sock, preferably a tube sock, and beating a victim with it, preferably in the face

the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20

When a male inserts his penis into a girls ass, while massaging her breasts with his right hand,and fingering her with his left hand all at the same time.

When you use a post-anal, semen filled condom to slap your spurned lover in the face.

When one of your work mates brings in all manners of illnesses and passes them on to everyone else.