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When your girlfriend gives you a blowjob immediately followed by a handjob and swallows both times.
Kelly really knows how to give a dirty Brandon, I could sleep the rest of the week!
by fresh cucumber April 16, 2020
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Someone who likes to throw his phone off a trampoline.
Emily played a dirty brandon while we were on facetime
by jpalengoodsell1 September 28, 2020
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When 2 gay guys are fucking in the Spoon position. then the one in the back bends forward and sucks the cock of the other

(this usually means you have to be very flexible)
by Gustaco4/94 July 12, 2009
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When a gay man and a straight man conjoin together by opening the gay man's penis hole and inserting the straight man's penis hole until white fluid oozes out, but only on April 24th.
I can't believe Danny just did a Dirty Brandon with Derek.
by TheDictioner April 25, 2020
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