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Shoving a rubber duck into peanut butter and then up your Latina gf's ass while squeezing it repeatedly. She also has her foot in a flower pot.
I was bored so me and my gf decided to pull a Dirty Bartholomew
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A guy who lewd his true Onee-sama so many times that she switches from Waifu to Laifu. Usually got an A2 format of her on his wall and bang it screaming "Gomu Gomu no DIIIICK DRILLLL".
Oh man, yesterday my virgin behaviour has resurfaced and i did a big Dirty Bartholomew !
by The Hentai Lord May 28, 2020
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