Urban Dictionary: Dirty Bagel

The shit and dingleberries caked around an asshole formed by taking many dumps without wiping your ass.

Dude - I had explosive diarrhea the last three days and haven't wiped once! You should see the dirty bagel on my ass!

by Hal G July 18, 2006

The act of spreading cream cheese around the hole of a bagel and then preceding to rape the bagel.

Chris couldn't get any tang last night so he went to the kitchen and made a dirty bagel.

by Jimmythefish150 August 10, 2010

When you have intercousrde through the females zipper.

by Dirty Carmona October 31, 2018

The act of putting wax a bagel, letting it dry, then proceding to spread cream cheese around the hole and raping the bagel.

The man was lonely, so he made himsef a Brazilian Dirty Bagel.

by REAPERDuh? December 04, 2011