A sexy daddy with a fat fucking cock. He’s kind of shy at times, but knows how to fucking party. He’s trying to get with his ex and has no life plans, but at least his cum tastes like honey.

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

A sexy daddy with a fat cock. He’s kind of shy at times, but knows how to fucking party. He’s hates his ex and a lot of life plans. He’s never over 6 feet but aye you can’t have everything.

A man who finds the need to complain about people having a good time on the internet for no apparent reason other than an extra large metal pipe stuck up his ass

A terrifying manuvure whereby a man who is only wearing crocs approaches a person, bends over, spreads his ass cheeks and squeezes out a rubber duck, which exclaiming 'I FOUND THE LAST ONE YOU CUNTS'

A boy who likes sucking 90-year-old men's dicks. After he's done sucking, he cums into the man's mouth, which he says taste like honey. After, he bites the pubes off of the 90-year-old man's penis, then proceeds to swallow them, when he gets a mouth full.

when a tall, dark, and handsome "gentle"man engages a beautiful woman in any given location and takes her back to his place only to sleep next to her in..."the friend box".