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A sexy daddy with a fat fucking cock. He’s kind of shy at times, but knows how to fucking party. He’s trying to get with his ex and has no life plans, but at least his cum tastes like honey.
I gave her a dirty Andres - fucked her sideways til she came all over my bed
by Sassystonergirlxo April 16, 2020
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When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.
I’m tired I wanna go home

“Oh I didn’t know it was pee pee poo poo hours”
by A7sa July 03, 2019
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A sexy daddy with a fat cock. He’s kind of shy at times, but knows how to fucking party. He’s hates his ex and a lot of life plans. He’s never over 6 feet but aye you can’t have everything.
You know what I don’t want some lanky tall dude I want a dirty Andre.
by Straightsavage11 April 24, 2020
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A man who finds the need to complain about people having a good time on the internet for no apparent reason other than an extra large metal pipe stuck up his ass
"did you see that funny ass post I made?"
"Yea I did, fuck that dirty Andres trying to ruin it"
by JiggabooJake April 05, 2020
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A terrifying manuvure whereby a man who is only wearing crocs approaches a person, bends over, spreads his ass cheeks and squeezes out a rubber duck, which exclaiming 'I FOUND THE LAST ONE YOU CUNTS'
I was just minding my own business and this guy totally comes up and pulls a Dirty Andre. I was like 'Woah, I wasn't the one who hid it mate, calm down'
by Hesnotasaffa March 03, 2021
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A boy who likes sucking 90-year-old men's dicks. After he's done sucking, he cums into the man's mouth, which he says taste like honey. After, he bites the pubes off of the 90-year-old man's penis, then proceeds to swallow them, when he gets a mouth full.
"Last night, I pulled a Dirty Andre."
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when a tall, dark, and handsome "gentle"man engages a beautiful woman in any given location and takes her back to his place only to sleep next to her in..."the friend box".
Andre fucked Erin dirty andre style.
by Y ME September 25, 2007
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