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Someone who is mentally and physically dirty. Someone born into the dirt. Someone or something who is poor and has a grubby appearance.
"Tom's name should be Dirto ,hes disgusting ."
"Anderson is really a Dirto ,why is he hanging around here"
"keep talking like that Dirto , and i will knock you out"
by Oakie January 28, 2007
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Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
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When you are both messaging each other at the same time and you are both thinking the same naughty thoughts
I had just woken up and as I was messaging her with all the dirty things I wanted to do to her, a message from her popped in asking for the same thing dirty things so I replied "dirto"
by deepfriedkiwi September 05, 2020
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