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Variation of Dirt Merchant . Someone who keeps a dirty house. Usually involves being a junkie.
Don't go over to that dude's house, he's a dirt mert.
by Sloth Haus April 17, 2010
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A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.
"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."
by Skeletalchemy June 15, 2021
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