A well put together guy, who can protect and look after people he cares about. Dirks can be immature sometimes, but know how to crack a joke at the best time. They’ll make jokes when you’re upset to cheer you up, and when they’re trying to help you feel better they’ll succeed. He looks after people he cared about, and trusts a certain few with his secrets. Dirks are the most upbeat you’ll ever see, unless they’re tired. If you befriend a Dirk, you’re the luckiest person alive.

More than a jerk less that a dick

To Dirk is to leave a place or event uncerimoniously, usually before one should leave, just like Dirk Nowitzki left to the locker room before the end of Game 6.

Dirk is the name of a really sweet guy who is very complicated and likes to make it seem like he's got everything under control (even if his life is a mess).

Dirk's are usually very passionate about the things they love and can get pretty defensive if someone tells them they're doing it "wrong". Dirk's are commonly very caring and would do anything for the people they love, but they also like to appear emotionally detached and they most likely have very low self-esteem.

If you know someone named Dirk and they consider you a friend you should know that they truly care about you even if they don't talk to you very much, he just has a lot on his plate.

The process of buying and consuming alcohol from an off-licensed vendor.

The word "Dirk" originates from being the forename of a footballing legend whose surname carries remarkable similarities with the term "carry-out".

A small half-pea sized dab of THC concentrate.

Dirk is that one guy who smokes a lot and hasn't gotten cancer. He is sometimes a funny guy but can get real emotional sometimes.