When two blind people have sex

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.

Epic, awesome, fabulous, or spectacular, this Alaskan-born word represents the awe-inspiring nature of the Big Dipper. It originates from the snowboarding culture of the Frozen North.