1. A savage philosopher who lived naked in a barrel in ancient Athens, Greece. Diogenes would often piss on people he didn’t like.
2. When someone does something savage, like Diogenes
2. When someone does something savage, like Diogenes
1. Diogenes is superior to all other humans.
2. Did you hear that Chris walked out of Mrs. Johnson’s class? He really pulled a Diogenes with that one.
2. Did you hear that Chris walked out of Mrs. Johnson’s class? He really pulled a Diogenes with that one.
by Ashkenazi420 June 20, 2019
You don't trust politicians because you think they're all dishonest? Good luck finding one who meets your standards, Diogenes.
by tomkat_nj July 23, 2017
by DangDaniel4567 August 16, 2016
The white kid in your history class that will ask stupid, obvious, and just plain old retarded questions. He uses the word retarded way too much.
Diogenes: Hey Anthony, did you get you get your phone taken away?
Anthony: (On his phone) Goddamn It, I'M ON MY FUCKING PHONE RIGHT NOW.
Diogenes: Do we need a sleeping bag for the africa presentation?
Teacher: Diogenes, please just do your work.
Anthony: (On his phone) Goddamn It, I'M ON MY FUCKING PHONE RIGHT NOW.
Diogenes: Do we need a sleeping bag for the africa presentation?
Teacher: Diogenes, please just do your work.
by adolf hitler fan June 5, 2017
by Diogenes the great March 7, 2022