May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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"Alright Dave?"
"No, I went to the doctors and turns out I've got Dinklage."
"Dinklage?"
"Aye, it's when you have an exceptionally saggy scrotum. I wouldn't wish it on anyone."
"Surely it's got some uses?"
"Well apart from swingball, no. Even then, the fact it's my testes puts the kids off."
"No, I went to the doctors and turns out I've got Dinklage."
"Dinklage?"
"Aye, it's when you have an exceptionally saggy scrotum. I wouldn't wish it on anyone."
"Surely it's got some uses?"
"Well apart from swingball, no. Even then, the fact it's my testes puts the kids off."
by TyfE September 22, 2014
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A little piece of food stuck between your front teeth that you are unaware of; someone often needs to tell you its there. It can usually be removed by running your tongue over your front teeth or trying to suck it out, making a rude noise.
Me: "Hi Ginn, how are you?"
Ginn: "I'm great!" (Gives a toothy smile).
Me: Whoa! (Pointing to your friend). "You've got a little dinklage on your tooth."
Ginn: "I'm great!" (Gives a toothy smile).
Me: Whoa! (Pointing to your friend). "You've got a little dinklage on your tooth."
by Clokspd September 23, 2011
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-In the blue corner, weighing in at two hundred and thirteen dinklages - MAN-DINGOOOO.
-Man, that girl ain't gon' look at you, you don't got enough dinklage.
-Peter Dinklage has too much dinklage.
-Man, that girl ain't gon' look at you, you don't got enough dinklage.
-Peter Dinklage has too much dinklage.
by NotPeterDinklage April 11, 2014