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Someone who dials the wrong area code and insists that they have the right number.
He is a dingle fuck.
by Kpb April 24, 2005
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Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

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"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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When someone's stupidity or actions surpass all logic, and/or blatant prejudice is revealed they are now a dinglefuck. Most often used to describe refs in NFL football but also can be used to describe any person lacking common sense.superdouche idiotjerk
That dinglefuck ref just screwd us out of a down on that last call! Dumbass bonehead
by Superwitty March 28, 2016
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"Man, there's so much dingle-fuck dried up on my inner thigh."
"Could be worse, at least you don't have any cinnafloss"
by The Clam Burglar January 17, 2012
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