"I would dance and be merry, life would be a ding-a-derry, if I only had a brain." -Scarecrow

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"

Will you please remove that dingaderry from your face before you eat it with your meal.