when alllll the boys in your town are gross
and the ones that arent are total assholes
even when they're pretty gross themselves
ugh ding dong ditch. we need to get some boys in this town
by DINGDONGDITCH February 09, 2008
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Basically the exact same game as knock and don't run but with a much better name. You knock on someones door and insist that they are the one knocking on yours, made famous in NH by Tyler Malachow.
Paco-One of these days i wish to have half the balls of Malachow, he plays Ding-Dong Don't Ditch like a champ.
by NH GROSS October 04, 2009
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Running up to your s/o at full tilt, slipping a single finger in for a second then running away while laughing maniacally
My girlfriend kicked me out after I Ding-dong Ditched her
by TechTalos July 30, 2021
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When someone nearby catches your attention by saying your name but, is talking to or about someone else with the same name
Stranger: Hey Josh! how are you doing?

Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*

Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?

Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched
by Phlip_side September 12, 2018
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