when he tries to get it in your ass but bails without opening the back door
"guys John totally ding dong ditched me last night." "I was so ready for it to go up there but then he just stopped."
by badgrl696969 May 01, 2019
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Ding-dong-ditch means that you knock on a random door and you run away after you knock and when the awnser the door the person or thing will not see you run and they will think that your there but your not your running away from them
Guess what? I ding-dong-ditched and they called the cops and it was on the news
by Natalie Eay May 29, 2017
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When a piece of shit loser knocks a girl up and can't handle the financial and emotional responsibility of being a father so he leaves her high and dry.
Did you hear about Kevin man? He ding dong ditched Celena !
by Chadleyturpenkum March 12, 2017
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beef stewing (definition #7) a girl (or a guy, i dont judge), and then kissing her/him.
after pastor tom ding dong ditched mary clarence, she decided she was going to penguin him the next time before she boston pancaking his brother
by clint from huntingtown December 19, 2009
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Acronym/ DDDD, The matter of ding dong ditch'ing other peoples houses and normally is done on a December.
Yo, Jeoffrey, Wanna do ding dong ditching December with me? Its going to be a whole lot of fun!!!
by 󠀀 December 04, 2018
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When you are giving a guy oral sex and as soon as he is going to cum you get the hell out of the way as quickly as possible. "Ditching" It.
"I totally ding dong ditched John last night"
"Man she ding dong ditched me yesterday in bed!"
by Usteen The Zombie Queen February 24, 2010
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When an Asian is analing someone in the ass and then pulls out and runs away right before they're about to cum.
Stacy: Omg Chung Ho totally ding dong ditched my ass last night
Jill: Ooh that sounds like fun!
by lmaooops November 14, 2016
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